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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
A train station is where the train stops.
A bus station is where the bus stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
Beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough.
Evolutionists have proof without any certainty.
Creationists have certainty without any proof.
The shortest distance between two points seems to always be under construction.
The "bishop" came to my church today..
that guy was an imposter, he never once moved diagonally.
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everybody else?
Energizer Bunny arrested charged with battery.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad,
he should see how bad it is with representation.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?